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roughkiss:

peevsie77:

gay-undertones:

gay-undertones:

So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters
So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces

aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK”
I PRESENT TO YOU

ONE DIR”SHREK”TION

350 shrek faces

No face left uncovered





Now we wait


MAN DOWN MAN DOWN


This is a thing of beauty

It’s the dedication that makes this joke so funny.

roughkiss:

peevsie77:

gay-undertones:

gay-undertones:

So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters

So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces

aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK”

I PRESENT TO YOU

ONE DIR”SHREK”TION

350 shrek faces

No face left uncovered

Now we wait

MAN DOWN MAN DOWN

This is a thing of beauty

It’s the dedication that makes this joke so funny.

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seedy:

trying to even out ur hoodie strings like

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castielinablanket:

lightspeedsound:

manybodies:

lightspeedsound:

lunapics:

theshells:

I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck awaythe boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.

….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.

Hermione Granger also: 

  • punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot 
  • purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous) 
  • literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)
  • Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”) 
  • Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry 
  • Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else

in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad. 

Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist. 

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Used the Power of Research and Deductive Reasoning to Make Sure Harry Didn’t Die”

Hermione Granger and “That time I figured shit out and literally ended up petrified for the cause and it took my friends weeks to figure out that I had the research on me”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Was a Time Lord”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Realized I was Hot and Smart and Saved Harry’s Ass with Research. Again. All the Time. Really, He Would Have Died Without Me.” 

Hermione Granger and “That time Harry was too emo to actually do shit so I did shit in his name because I am the power behind the throne clearly also PS fought evil deatheaters and won”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I told Harry about the Dangers of Copying off Somebody’s else’s work that wasn’t mine and OH LOOK I WAS RIGHT”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I let Harry Decide Where to Go and What To do and we ended up wandering the forests of dean for like 5 months before saving his ass at Hogwarts” 

If Hermione had been The Chosen One Voldemort would have been defeated while she was still in her crib.

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snowden-is-dead:

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come-alongprongs:

mendthebondmerida:

palemates5ever:

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sirderpington:

sciaticlily:

kathybunbuns:

This was really interesting. 

What in the living hell did I just watch?

A child sick of the repetitions in his life.

I am glad I took time out of my day to watch this 

oh

//I’m sorry if it pisses people off that I have this on my blog but this is literally everything that truly upsets me in my personal life.

  • The way they have the student’s as numbers really got to me on a personal level I can’t even begin to describe. My school boards treat us as if we are just simply numbers, that’s why we have ‘student numbers’ that we use for everything.
  • The horrible pollution and toxins we are practically pouring into the air we need to survive.
  • The way the teacher just looked at him like he was an ‘it’ and not an actual person.
  • The way they graded the students not even caring.
  • The way it literally BROKE not only him but an entire generation.
  • The worse part is the ending because not only did he save the dogs life, that he had watched die everyday, he died himself doing something different for once in his life.
  • Not to mention that’s probably the first and last time he has ever laughed.

Sorry for ranting I just needed to get this off my chest.

oh my god and then the pictures. how we’re allowed to be “individuals” and “think creatively” but all of the pictures were just slight variations of the same thing- what they wanted us to draw.

and then the part where he starts shaking and the teacher looks so confused. because the teacher cannot comprehend why a student could POSSIBLY be unhappy when he/she gets such good grades.

this video is beautiful, and worth the 4 minutes of your life to watch

just the fact the children’s mouths are zipped up goes to show how we as children have no voice, just silenced in order to conform to what is deemed as normality. but when the zips break, and the kids escape we see they all run in the same direction (apart from the main character), which to me says how despite the opportunity of freedom and individuality, we dont know of anything else, how to do things by one’s self, so we progress in a similar conformity as from the start.

also, there’s the mask that the teacher wears, which kinda says how we only know what we see, not what lies underneath.

Also a fantastic use of Chopin’s funeral march.

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Sherlock AU: Sherlock suspects that Sebastian Moran has something to do with the recent return of Moriarty.

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favorite character meme: 1/8 quotes

"Oh, college boy thinks he’s so smart."

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Wanna make a monster? Take the parts of yourself that make you uncomfortable - your weaknesses, bad thoughts, vanities, and hungers - and pretend they’re across the room. It’s too ugly to be human. It’s too ugly to be you. Children are afraid of the dark because they have nothing real to work with. Adults are afraid of themselves. 
- Black Telephone (Richard Siken)
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disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again 

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edating:

kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea

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sarah-the-artiste:

magicalguylevi:

tobi-tenkit:

"Dude, how are you going to watch all of those episodes in a week?"

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"But that’s not good for you—"

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  • Balthazar: You have me confused with the other angel. You know, the one in the dirty trenchcoat who's in love with you?
  • Naomi: You're hoping Castiel will return to you. I admire your loyalty. I only wish he felt the same way.
  • Meg: Go ask him, he was your boyfriend first.
  • Gabriel: Your boytoy
  • Fandom: .....
  • Destiel shippers: ....
  • Writers: Why does everyone think Dean and Cas are gay for each other?
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No one’s life seems great between midnight and 7 a.m. Go to sleep. Things will be better tomorrow. 
- (via cryingful)

I profoundly disagree with this. I know it may be true for some - maybe many - people, but for someone who has difficulty living at home, those house were, for me, the magic ones. The witching hours. When rain falls on the conservatory roof at five o’clock and I am the only one to hear it. Sitting on my wide, clean kitchen floor at half three in the light of my fridge. The solidarity and quiescence that surrounds me in the living room at two, when even the birds are not awake. Top tip to anybody who is finding it difficult to live at home: get sleep, sure, but once in a while, stay up past your family. Let the sleep spell take them and not you, then stay in the arms of the night and breathe what it means to be free in a prison, and stretch your arms out wide in the darkness of a house that is repainted black and only lit with the colours of the stars, and when morning seems too bright for you, remember that. It’s magical.

(via this-is-just-what-loki-wants)
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