waking up cold: alright I need more blankies
waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.
OH MY GOD STOP SAYING THAT DOCTORS SHOULDN’T SAY ‘IT’S A BOY’ OR ‘IT’S A GIRL’ AT BIRTH
IT’S NOT ABOUT ‘FORCING GENDER ROLES ON BABIES’ IT’S ABOUT ENSURING THAT THE CHILD GETS THE BEST CARE POSSIBLE BASED ON THEIR BIOLOGICAL SEX JFC
anyways what else would they say if they can’t announce boy or girl.
"it’s a thing!"
yeah that’s not gonna work.
"It sure is a baby alright"
things that are cute:
- when girls put their hair up in messy buns and there are a bunch of stray hairs hanging around their face/back of their neck
- when girls wear beanies
- when girls wear backwards baseball caps
- when girls do literally anything ever
do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown
Another beauty from Ellen, who has not watched SPN.
OMG. I can’t take it.
Anyone who describes a butthole as an “entrance” in fanfiction just makes me think “knock knock here comes my cock”