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weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

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merlincholia:

thefoxxybenedict:

Traversing the galaxy for intergalactic travels to Pigfarts!

this should be one of those, “mandatory reblog” posts for the starkid fandom because like, this is where Starkid comes from…

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a-blog-named-slickback:

last-of-the-gallifreyans:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

OH MY GOD STOP SAYING THAT DOCTORS SHOULDN’T SAY ‘IT’S A BOY’ OR ‘IT’S A GIRL’ AT BIRTH

IT’S NOT ABOUT ‘FORCING GENDER ROLES ON BABIES’ IT’S ABOUT ENSURING THAT THE CHILD GETS THE BEST CARE POSSIBLE BASED ON THEIR BIOLOGICAL SEX JFC

anyways what else would they say if they can’t announce boy or girl.

"it’s a thing!" 

yeah that’s not gonna work.

"It sure is a baby alright"

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bombing:

[swallows lit cigarette] arctic monkeys

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unmannedblogvehicle:

"hey kid i got that book you wanted"

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kanyesianeconomics:

things that are cute:

  • when girls put their hair up in messy buns and there are a bunch of stray hairs hanging around their face/back of their neck
  • when girls wear beanies
  • when girls wear backwards baseball caps
  • when girls do literally anything ever
  • girls
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floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

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queen-of-destiel-land:

tuxedo-tshirt:

I think netflix made a mistake..

Laughed so hard I could barely click the reblog button

queen-of-destiel-land:

tuxedo-tshirt:

I think netflix made a mistake..

Laughed so hard I could barely click the reblog button

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le-blastoise:
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superfandom-imagines:

Cas looks like a teenage boy going on his first date and Dean is his excited mother and I literally can’t even handle how cute that is. 

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Supernatural is like the herpes of Tumblr. It gets everywhere. With prolonged exposure, you’re doomed to be infected. 
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Another beauty from Ellen, who has not watched SPN. 

OMG. I can’t take it. 

http://ellenwin.tumblr.com

(via abcofd)

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dangergaysfrank:

Smart ass
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fricklesticks:

Anyone who describes a butthole as an “entrance” in fanfiction just makes me think “knock knock here comes my cock”

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deerekhale:

*sirius black voice* remus will you kill this spider for me

*remus lupin voice* is it trying to hurt you, sirius

*sirius black voice* its on my bed and hurting my heart 

*quiet james potter voice* engorgio

*loud, horrified sirius black shrieking*