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slothscum:

religous beliefs: sloth in a onesie 

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political views: two sloths in a onesieimage

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trilliath:

thebatwiggler:

if i ever catch my professor’s eyes while they lecture, I always end up nodding at them, partly because i want them to think im listening and partly because I feel that they need the confidence boost

Students who do that are my favorite students.

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hsuoring:

wetbottom:

wetbottom:

one time i had a crush on a boy and he knew but he didnt like me back so on april fools he asked me out as a joke and i said yes but then he said april fools so i punched him in the face

please do not tell me i was wrong for punching him. i had very deep feelings for him. he knew that i did and he took advantage of that to humiliate me. i had every right to knock his sorry fucking teeth out

Proper measures were taken and I encourage everyone to follow this example

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sisterofasnowqueen:

kellycuppycake:

Disney princesses meeting their princes for the first time.

it progressively gets more awkward each movie

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zvcruvolo:

He just shit on your whole life, bitch.

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I love Patrice! We’re like sisters.

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radicanal-taco:

longsleevesandfakesmiles:

somedetailsinthefabric:

3nchant:

peetababy:


You better all fucking reblog this.

this

This is honestly amazing. I love this so much.

amazing.

perfect

Wow

radicanal-taco:

longsleevesandfakesmiles:

somedetailsinthefabric:

3nchant:

peetababy:

You better all fucking reblog this.

this

This is honestly amazing. I love this so much.

amazing.

perfect

Wow

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Bradley making Colin smile/laugh

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whatjanesays:

R.I.P.

Top Hat

April 1, 2014 - April 1, 2014

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hazelbuttz:

hazelbuttz:

Shout out to Carlos Benavides, the coffee guy for the animators of Disney’s Frozen


You go, Carlos.

hazelbuttz:

hazelbuttz:

Shout out to Carlos Benavides, the coffee guy for the animators of Disney’s Frozen

You go, Carlos.

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adriofthedead:

theonion:

Increasing Number Of Men Pressured To Accept Realistic Standards Of Female Beauty

“It’s not fair to me, and it’s not fair to other men like me,” he continued. “Having to live with society’s expectations that I accept women just the way they are takes an enormous toll.”
this whole article is gold

adriofthedead:

theonion:

Increasing Number Of Men Pressured To Accept Realistic Standards Of Female Beauty

“It’s not fair to me, and it’s not fair to other men like me,” he continued. “Having to live with society’s expectations that I accept women just the way they are takes an enormous toll.”

this whole article is gold

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assiest:

you better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovkia